Ten reasons why we should be a software engineer

Software engineer had been the most intriguing term for me when i was in school... I did not know what the heck was software and neither did i know what was engineering.. But when some one asks me why did you select Information Tech, I'd say i always wanted to be a software engineer...

But after being in this field for more than 2 years its really possible to find out various advantages we posses as a software engineer...

10. We can die at the age of 40... Nobody will worry about us... Everyone will be relieved since we got a better solution in terms of death

09. When there is a google, there is a solution.. So we don't need to break our brain to get our things done.. At the end of the day, we will get the title Technical jargon

08. If you were a professor, you'd find a girl of medium beauty and medium wealth. If you were a scientist, you'd find beautiful girl but you can marry only after 35... If you were a Software engineer in onsite, you'd find one of the most beautiful girl with enough money so that you don't have to work any more.....

07. No reason to be afraid of petrol hike, bus charge or inflation.. We can live and sleep in office... No one bothers...

06. We can watch late night movie in sathyam complex with any girl and can lie to wife that we were in support for production roll out.

05. We can use company as make-my-trips.com... Possibility of getting onsite around the world.. We can find places where even shankar would have not seen for his movies.

04.No need to learn any more... As long as we know something is working, its fine... Else googlananda swamigal will help us

03. Software is a status symbol... So people around us will respect us even better than army people...

02. Software represents society... As the no of software techie gets increases, there will be a time where each family will have at-least one software engineers... And each street will have a software company... There might be a person who may not know how to swim but surely be knowing how to compile a java program...

01. Software is a never ending process... Everyday some where around the world , some buggers would be updating the current version of a product to its next version for God knows what... And ultimately we will be paid off to learn the new version and get our heads banging with it.. The process is continuous like an infinite loop, so we will enjoy life time work... That is, life full of work....

From today onwards, i will be missing all these advantages......... :(

Vijay angry over sachin's comments

just for fun...:)


The versatile actor from tamil cinema, Dr. Vijay (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......) has reportedly got angry over Sachin's comments.. It seems Sachin's statement was previously occurred in one of the actor's earlier movie called 'Thirumalai'...

He was literally shocked when his wife's husband translated him the statement in tamil which was used by sachin after receiving the ICC cricketer of the year award.. "There no justics is for india. If they actor do, then i pity feel for normal people do.. I shout til justics got.. This my punch but sachin steel and iron it. So i want royaltea ", said the legendary actor in his broken english... The incident took place two weeks before, when Sachin said that Life is a circle and its not about always being at the top but to complete it... Similar dialogue was also existed in the actor's earlier cult movie 'Thirumalai'... The actual scene of the movie can be found below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9BBbOAzkG8


When Sachin was asked about this, he had said he had no idea when vijay started acting in movies and he had thought vijay is just a cricketer who plays well for CSK and poorly for India... It took some time for him to realize the crisis, after sachin's son Arjun explained about actor vijay.. It seems Arjun is a hardcore vijay fan who watches his movies in pogo channels regularly.....


Besides all these funda, TR, another legend from South, has asked Aishwarya roy to do the lead role in the upcoming tamil version of king kong titled as karadi kaadal (bear love).. The movie will have slight modification from its original version including the fact that the lead actor is a bear..

HARDAT ADWRASG AERECFGAS EWTQE

The following is the highly spiritual verse. If you doubt about it, go to rwanda in africa and cross check yourself with tutsi people. It will be visible to only those who have not lied in his life, who have never had a wrong intention towards girls, who have never seen porno, who have never insulted any other human being, who have never killed any living beings... who have been truthful to God... Yes.. its visible to me and hopefully to you all also... Read and let the happiness flow




















































Wow...Hope you have enjoyed this... Let the spiritual wisdom grows everywhere...

When there is a love, there is a life

Wrote this long long back.... You may not believe, i spent whole day to complete this... :D


Disclaimer:

All the characters, locations and incidents portrayed here are purely fictitious. Any resemblance
to real life is purely co incidental.

Written by a stupid long back,



What is the most beautiful thing in the world..?? Is it that being loved by someone or is that loving someone very truly. ? Whatever may be, I have encountered both these things in my life.Two days before I saw a caption stating like this. “There are many ways to die like Falling from mountain, poison etc. But most people choose love”. I don’t know why many people have this kind of delusional thought about love. May be their experience with the love must have taught them like that. Even I did not have a very good experience with my first love. When I say “first love”, then it’s obvious that my first love had not ended on a winning note. Even I thought much like the former people. On those days, I told myself that I must have chosen some other way to ruin my life, instead of love. Even I had lot of questions gushing on my mind without any answers. I started to blame her. I failed in all my aspects. I went almost like a stray dog. I convicted myself that she must be the only reason for all my failures. That’s very common right.? Whenever we fail miserably, we never look for alternatives to overcome our hurdles. Rather than that we search for a mute opponent and make him/her/it as the reason for all our happenings. I did that too. In my case, she was a deaf-mute. She never turned to me and answered my charges against her. She married a medic. She started to live her life. At that time it was too late for me to change things in a better way. I almost lost everything in my life, when
I started to realize what exactly life means. Even I went on making an obligation. God, please give me a ctrl+z for life. At that time I did not understand one thing. Life has got all the answers in its own terms

I needed a shift or a change. I wanted all my neurons, converge into one factor so that I can slowly forget her and could concentrate on my own life. I searched whole Chennai and finally got myself into a pretty decent job in a moderate software company. So far I was neither a winner nor a loser but a mere spectator. There is a saying,” whether you win or lose, be in the race”. I thought the race was over. But soon I realized that the race had just begun where I started to crawl but my so called fellow people were almost flying.

Have you ever felt the untold rule of life? I felt it. I thought I lost everything. But few incidents told me that I do have the whole world to conquer. But literally I stopped thinking about my future as soon as she left me. I had no idea how I gonna be after 10 years. I was simply working like a wall clock. Not much passion in anything. I had a whole world to live. What my question was do I have a purpose to live. Slowly I stopped smiling and almost stopped showing any kind of expression. I grew up gradually in my job. My lifestyle had changed. Things were looking pretty good at that time. But I had my own demons in my heart. I was not able to get rid of her
manuscripts from my heart. A kind of hallow pain.

By mere accident I got my first onsite assignment. I wasn’t too overwhelmed about that. I did not have much expectation about it. I too earned envy of almost all my colleagues. I was sure about one thing that this change would make me to digest her somehow. I did predict that this could be a major paradigm shift in my life. Sometimes predictions come true. After few more hiccups, I flew to Vancouver, Canada. At times we happened to watch some movie without much expectation. But at the end, the movie would have given us more than just satisfaction. My life in Vancouver was similar to that. The initial gratification of being in new place and being surrounded by few good people was great. As familiarity breeds, those amusements also started to fade slowly. When I felt Vancouver was boring, I met her. And that’s my life’s second beautiful moment.

How could you love another girl, if you had already loved a girl? Don’t you have her in your heart still? It’s an absurd that you love another girl. Hmmm all these questions had arisen in my mind also. Is there anything like number of times you fell in love should be directly proportional to number of heart you have keeping 1 as constant? This time it wasn’t my fault. I tried to refuse her. But she was very assertive. She wanted to live her life with me. I also found answer for all my questions in her way.

But life had its answers quite different. After one year, we came to know that she had been suffering from traumatic brain injury. She was slowly losing herself. We had tried our best efforts to keep her on track. But after six months of struggle, she went into coma. And almost all her known people lost their hope that she could recover from this except me. Her parents also adapted well for this but I was not. I may not have my entire life lived with her. But it does give me the feeling of having lived a complete life.

She’d been in coma for 4 months. Then I experienced the biggest issue I had ever faced in my life. It’s called Mercy killing. Her parents lost the hope. Since I was not legally married to her there was not much I can do with this.

“Euthanasia”, have you ever pronounced this word? I even did not know the existence of this word some four months before. Euthanasia refers to the practice of ending a life in a painless manner. Only ten countries in the world have legalized this process. Canada is one among the ten nations. That had made things much complicated for me. I had very few options and I tried all. But I was always at the receiving end. I legally tried to ban the process against her. But jury told that there are million people dying in Africa because of medical scarcity. So they are not ready to spend valuable drugs to a poor girl who never gonna realize whether she is alive or not.

I am very amateurish writer. I don’t have any idea why I have been writing these things. It may have grammatical flaws. It may not have a proper vocabulary at places. It may not have attractive or poetic words. But I am still writing because if I ever read this after ten years, it may remind me all her memories which will cherish me to live my life further. If anyone else reads this, even they can fill my shoes at some places. They might tell themselves,”Hey even I experienced like that”.

“Could you write your autobiography later? It’s almost time for the process”

That’s Mr. Ronald Rutherford, one of the chief surgeons of UBC hospital, Vancouver.

I closed my pen and kept my diary inside my coat jacket.

We both went inside her ward to have a final look of her. For me she looked like simply sleeping and can wake up at any point of time. Her parents were around the bed and their eyes had swollen well enough to believe that they had been crying for the whole day. I did not cry. I had cried enough. No more tears in my eyes. Of course she hates when I cry. I gently kissed her forehead and was on my way to leave the hall. I didn’t want to look the cruel process of killing someone in the name of mercy.

I saw Mr. Ronald near the door.

“If it had been your daughter there, will you do this Mr. Ronald”, I asked him

That had not come as an outburst of anger. That was very obvious question which I wanted to ask him.

He had no answer.

I left the room. But my memories were still there.



P.S: No stones or rotten eggs, if the story was very mokka (boredom)