Definitions defined by KK

Maths Teacher: Person who solves easier problems in class and assigns tougher ones as homework

Home Loan: The only thing which will be alive even after we dead..

Love: Basic fallacy of human logic

Project Manager: Person who appreciates when you're alone and scold you in front of your colleague..

Facebook: Magical site which knows about us more than we know about ourself.

Sachin Tendulkar: process of scoring runs anywhere against anyone at anytime.

TR: Endangered species living in southern part of south asia... Extremely dangerous and so far only one species is identified in Chennai.

Google: Place where we can find new problem as the solution for the already existing problem

NullPointerException:

Onsite: Place where a software engineer job starts and ends with in his mailbox.

Bangalore: Place where money is directly proportional to time and inversely proportional to health.

Wife: Update version of Lover with red chip (Whoever ve seen Endhiran can compare this metaphor with chitti)

Sex: the physical activity which involves chemistry of two biological species.

Orphanages: Output of lack of sex education

Politics: Job for which the basic educational qualification is lack of educational qualification..

Software Engineering: Process of transforming biotic into idiotic..

God: A job which is still vacant from the day human evolved...

Hitler: Cruel Gandhi

Gandhi: Polite Hitler



Simply sarcastic and NOM :)

Puzzle of Ansinka and Viswanthakarma curse... Invented by kamal :P

Long long ago , in a fictional town called Dwarka, lived a sage called Viswanthakarma... There also lived the cunning Ansinka who was also the leader of underworld... There existed a shop in the outset of the town which was the only place where umbrella had been sold for the entire town.. There was a small wooden bridge to connect the town and the shop , over the Dwarka river, on which the umbrella curse was there.... That is, If any one carried more than one umbrella in any time, then Ansinka would swallow them alive..

It was a heavy rainy season.. Now Viswanthakarma's guru wanted him to buy an umbrella for his wife... Viswanthakarma had a rain curse hence he should never get drenched in rain which would turn him into a stone... So his guru gave him Mythological umbrella which he must return with safe.. Now the task of Viswanthakarma was he had to cross the bridge without getting wet and buy another umbrella from the shop and return both of them to his guru... But Viswanthakarma also knew the umbrella curse... He had to justify Ansinka that he had been carrying only one umbrella while crossing the bridge... The legend says He had successfully bought both the umbrella and neither did he get swallowed by Ansinka nor turned into stone... Can any one tell me how did he exactly cross the bridge...


In future, this paradox will have a greater value in Artificial Intelligence, prolog programming applications, machine learning etc... Hey i aint joking.. Its true and I know the answer since I drew this puzzle... :P

Again no stones and rotten eggs pls...