Maths Teacher: Person who solves easier problems in class and assigns tougher ones as homework
Home Loan: The only thing which will be alive even after we dead..
Love: Basic fallacy of human logic
Project Manager: Person who appreciates when you're alone and scold you in front of your colleague..
Facebook: Magical site which knows about us more than we know about ourself.
Sachin Tendulkar: process of scoring runs anywhere against anyone at anytime.
TR: Endangered species living in southern part of south asia... Extremely dangerous and so far only one species is identified in Chennai.
Google: Place where we can find new problem as the solution for the already existing problem
NullPointerException:
Onsite: Place where a software engineer job starts and ends with in his mailbox.
Bangalore: Place where money is directly proportional to time and inversely proportional to health.
Wife: Update version of Lover with red chip (Whoever ve seen Endhiran can compare this metaphor with chitti)
Sex: the physical activity which involves chemistry of two biological species.
Orphanages: Output of lack of sex education
Politics: Job for which the basic educational qualification is lack of educational qualification..
Software Engineering: Process of transforming biotic into idiotic..
God: A job which is still vacant from the day human evolved...
Hitler: Cruel Gandhi
Gandhi: Polite Hitler
Simply sarcastic and NOM :)
Home Loan: The only thing which will be alive even after we dead..
Love: Basic fallacy of human logic
Project Manager: Person who appreciates when you're alone and scold you in front of your colleague..
Facebook: Magical site which knows about us more than we know about ourself.
Sachin Tendulkar: process of scoring runs anywhere against anyone at anytime.
TR: Endangered species living in southern part of south asia... Extremely dangerous and so far only one species is identified in Chennai.
Google: Place where we can find new problem as the solution for the already existing problem
NullPointerException:
Onsite: Place where a software engineer job starts and ends with in his mailbox.
Bangalore: Place where money is directly proportional to time and inversely proportional to health.
Wife: Update version of Lover with red chip (Whoever ve seen Endhiran can compare this metaphor with chitti)
Sex: the physical activity which involves chemistry of two biological species.
Orphanages: Output of lack of sex education
Politics: Job for which the basic educational qualification is lack of educational qualification..
Software Engineering: Process of transforming biotic into idiotic..
God: A job which is still vacant from the day human evolved...
Hitler: Cruel Gandhi
Gandhi: Polite Hitler
Simply sarcastic and NOM :)
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